Students rejoice at astonomical find ...

Sounds made up but this story is absolutely true ...


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Astronomers based at Jodrell Bank Observatory have discovered a giant bridge of methyl alcohol, spanning approximately 288 billion miles, wrapped around a stellar nursery.

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Now check out this other true article ...


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EDWIN "BUZZ" ALDRIN

The second astronaut to step onto the moon, Aldrin told an audience in 1976 that he had been an alcoholic for several years before the Apollo 11 mission of 1969.

He quit drinking only two days before his historic flight with Neil Armstrong and Michael Collins, but resumed shortly after his return to Earth. Aldrin now is an active crusader in the fight against alcohol abuse.

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Put these two stories together, and we should worry if Buzz ever talks about wanting to get back into space ...


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