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Monday, November 02, 2009






The Nazis had many victims, but Hermann Ratjen is one of the most bizarre.

With all eyes on the 1936 Berlin Olympics, it was important for the Nazis that Germany perform well. Not surprisingly where fair play wouldn’t work … they resorted to cheating.

Hence German male Hermann was made to compete as a “Dora” in the women’s athletics.

Looking at her picture, what’s shocking isn’t that she was discovered, but that it took until 1938 for her secret to be unearthed. Mind you this is Germany we’re talking about, and you don’t here the words “German Beauty Queen” bandied about too often.

It could also put an entire new spin on World War Two. With perhaps German men so keen to occupy France and surrounding countries in search of better looking women. And why they pulled out of Russia so messily.

The legacy of this and several other incidents was a physical gender identification test as part of athletics. Basically this involved women competitors being forced to submit to a gynaecological examination to confirm their gender. In the 1976 Montreal Olympics, all competitors had to have this done, with the exception of Princess Anne as she was Royalty, and might take offense at the proceedure. However have you seen Princess Anne? Haven’t you felt just a bit suspicious?

Meanwhile the examination was a humiliation that female athletes had to endure, until it was abandoned in the 1990s. One problem was some women can have partially developed male genitalia as a birth defect, and this automatically causes them to be banned from competition – such as Poles Ewa Kłobukowska and Stella Walsh.

Today there are some tests which can be performed along with the mandatory drug tests, but there is no black-and-white litmus test to say male/female with assurity.

But the accusation is easily made against successful athletes who perform well but are no great beauties. Hence there were once rumours Martina Navratilova was really a man, but no one has ever levelled this against Anna Kournikova.

So now step forward South African runner Caster Semenya, a runner who has performed well, but isn’t going to be getting a call any time soon from Hugh Hefner to front the next edition of Playboy. Speculation is rife – is Caster too good to be a woman? Hence they’ve been made to submit to a gender identity test International Association of Athletics Federations (IAAF) the results of which are yet to be published.

History has shown that athletes can’t be trusted, men have pretended to be women in the past, athletes have used all forms of steroids and thought they’d get aware with it. However should testing allow athletes to retain some dignity?

Time and tests have shown that indeed this individual has a body with male and female traits. Many areas of society have moved on to try and treat such individuals always as people first. Alas not so in sports it seems, where the issue of gender and questionable gender will always rear something ugly.










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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Goths rejoice - blackest material ever created ...


'Darkest ever' material created

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7190107.stm

The "darkest ever" substance known to science has been made in a US laboratory. The material was created from carbon nanotubes - sheets of carbon just one atom thick rolled up into cylinders. Researchers say it is the closest thing yet to the ideal black material, which absorbs light perfectly at all angles and over all wavelengths.

The article goes on to list all the potential uses for this material for revolutionise technology. But basically this is going to end up being utilised to make even blacker material for Goths to wear.



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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Fashion disasters of Farnborough

The Crow isn't generally known for his sartorial elegance, but he knows a fashion disaster when he seems one.

As the weather gets hotter so on the streets of the local town you have to wonder when looking at your fellow citizens “what were you thinking”.

One of the worst fashions of late has been the midriff. It’s one of those things which look good on a few people, the kind of size-zero uber young models like Kiera Knightley or Natalie Portman. Other than that, frankly you can be really one of the hottest women on the planet, and you’re still going to look like you’ve got a bit of a belly. A lot of people you see around town think they can pull off a midriff, but The Crow’s response is “good god no”.


The other fashion which has caught on is the backless dress, again very sexy if you can pull it off. And to be honest most women can.

The problem is my local town being as it is, you often see women going around with these backless dresses, however to complement it, they’re often wearing a normal bra, so the effect goes from,


To


Yes another “what were you thinking day”.

One day the Crow prays the fashion police will be allowed to be armed and shoot first …


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Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Channel 4 to show doctored Princess Di accident pictures ...

Despite complaints about it being in poor taste from Prince "I dress up as an SS Officer" Harry, Channel 4 has today gone ahead with it's plan to screen a documentary showing pictures of Princess Dianas body being recovered from the Paris road crash.

The good news is in a nod to some good taste, Channel 4 has pixelated her face. The bad news is they farmed the work out to George Lucas and he just couldn't help himself ...


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Monday, June 04, 2007

George Lucas's Zapruder Special Edition

After George Lucas's Star Wars Special Edition proved once and for all Greedo shot first, it's good to know his next film, Zapruder Special Edition will once and for all prove the lone gunman theory ...


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Friday, February 02, 2007

Phantom roadwork conspiracy ...


Another motorway journey, another 10 miles of roadworks. Okay roads need to be maintained I understand this as I go through reducing my speed 50 miles an hour so I don't kill a workman.

But wait, it's 2pm on a Friday, there are cones galore. But where are the workmen? Or the heavy construction equipment. And come to think about it I've been here before midday and not seen anyone around.

These are roadworks but without any men-at-work, or the sign of a newly laid stretch of tarmac in sight. But there must be roadworks here because there are cones which haven't moved in six months. That MUST mean roadworks shouldn't it?

Well does it. An average 10 mile strip of roadworks, with cones on each side at 1 metre intervals needs 30,000 cones. But what if you don't have any roadworks going? I mean it costs money to store 30,000 cones, and why do that when you can leave them at the side of the motorway for free, and far away from any thieving students. Plus bung in a 50 m.p.h. speed limit and couple of speed cameras and you might even turn a profit.

So there you are - those phantom roadworks, no work actually in progress, just a public method of storing traffic cones!


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Friday, January 26, 2007

How music has changed

The Crow recently celebrated his birthday!

In the way of such things of course, there were the obligatory lists about what I'd like - what do you get the man who had everything?

More music! I needed some for my MP3 player - and someone suggested to me as I liked early Genesis, why not try Steely Dan, which has a similar vibe.

As always there's a gulf between what the Crow wants and what he gets. So what I ended up with was an album of Steeleye Span. The difference being that this rather than 70s rock, is (oh the humanity) the Crow's first folk album.


But the really disturbing thing is I felt obliged to listen to it. And like a Straw Dogs violation, the more I listened the more I liked ...

However special merit must go to a song called "Lady Diamond". It's about the daughter of a Lord who falls in love with a servant. When her father finds out he has the boy hung, and the servants heart cut out and given to her.

I think it's safe to say "they don't make 'em like that any more"!!!


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Someone's out to get the Crow ...


The Crow whenever possible likes to use his bike to commute to work whenever possible. He's like to think this was to save on the environment, however as usually he's forgotten his sandwiches, Mrs Crow causes the same amount of environmental damage following after him in her car.

It's a strange way to get from A to B, as mainly it involves takes your life into your own hands, particularly with the vast number of 4x4s out on the roads, all custom fitted to cause death an injury to any pedestrian or cyclist in it's path.

Today the Crows "meet your maker" moment came courtesy of a Mercedes sports car - don't ask me what type I'm an environmentally friendly biking hippie, ergo I don't know much about cars.


However what was unusual about this car heading towards my company was the registration,

A 5UGR

Surely only one person could own that personalised registration ...

"Get you next time Mr. Crow!"

Now seeing as the Crow's company makes software for airplanes, there is the frightening possibility that the airplane of tomorrow might be flown using cutting edge Amstrad technology ...


God help us all!


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