Fashion disasters of Farnborough

The Crow isn't generally known for his sartorial elegance, but he knows a fashion disaster when he seems one.

As the weather gets hotter so on the streets of the local town you have to wonder when looking at your fellow citizens “what were you thinking”.

One of the worst fashions of late has been the midriff. It’s one of those things which look good on a few people, the kind of size-zero uber young models like Kiera Knightley or Natalie Portman. Other than that, frankly you can be really one of the hottest women on the planet, and you’re still going to look like you’ve got a bit of a belly. A lot of people you see around town think they can pull off a midriff, but The Crow’s response is “good god no”.


The other fashion which has caught on is the backless dress, again very sexy if you can pull it off. And to be honest most women can.

The problem is my local town being as it is, you often see women going around with these backless dresses, however to complement it, they’re often wearing a normal bra, so the effect goes from,


To


Yes another “what were you thinking day”.

One day the Crow prays the fashion police will be allowed to be armed and shoot first …


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