Someone's out to get the Crow ...

The Crow whenever possible likes to use his bike to commute to work whenever possible. He's like to think this was to save on the environment, however as usually he's forgotten his sandwiches, Mrs Crow causes the same amount of environmental damage following after him in her car.

It's a strange way to get from A to B, as mainly it involves takes your life into your own hands, particularly with the vast number of 4x4s out on the roads, all custom fitted to cause death an injury to any pedestrian or cyclist in it's path.

Today the Crows "meet your maker" moment came courtesy of a Mercedes sports car - don't ask me what type I'm an environmentally friendly biking hippie, ergo I don't know much about cars.


However what was unusual about this car heading towards my company was the registration,

A 5UGR

Surely only one person could own that personalised registration ...

"Get you next time Mr. Crow!"

Now seeing as the Crow's company makes software for airplanes, there is the frightening possibility that the airplane of tomorrow might be flown using cutting edge Amstrad technology ...


God help us all!


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