Has the world gone too commercial?

Money makes the world go around they say. Everything is money, money, money …

Which is why it really sickens the Crow to hear constantly about older kids in our school who bully younger ones for money.

Of course in my day, we all bullied younger kids for free!

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Toasters: a question

Who really designs toasters? I mean they’re fairly simple devices a heating element, a pop up bit, and a dial which controls how much it cooks your bread for.

And it’s the dial which has my puzzled for years now. Usually they go from 1-8.

• Level 1 will lightly toast bread.
• Level 1.5 will produce nicely browned
• Level 2 will burn it

So that’s levels 1-2 covered. So what the hell are the other 6 levels for?

If level 2 turns your bread into charcoal what kind of evil can be waiting out at level 8? I can only speculate my toaster was designed by someone who used to come up with weapons of mass destruction, and I deduce the remaining levels work something like this.

• Level 3 bread goes on fire.
• Level 4 burns down house
• Level 6 the temperature and pressure causes the carbon in the bread to fuse together forming hard diamonds.
• Level 8, the nuclei of the bread atoms are superheated, and fly apart annihilating matter, and causing a nuclear explosion.

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