The Island of Portland: An announcement

Dear Residents of Portland

For years I lived amongst you, respecting your ways and honouring your fear of that-which-must-not-be-named.

However I will be returning to the Isle of Portland on Saturday 6th May 2006.

If by that time I have not received from you a payment of two million dollars, I will arrive with a megaphone attached to the roof of my car playing “Run rabbit run” on a repeating loop.

You have three weeks – wa ha ha …

Yours sincerely,

Dr Evil Crow


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