The Moustache: The Magnum P.I. delusion

Magnum P.I. staring Tom Selleck appeared on our T.V. screens between 1980 and 1988.

It had the glamorous backdrop of Hawaii and was helped by the fact that moustached Tom Selleck at 6’4”, muscular, with flowing chest hair, was and still is what most women around the world would describe as “a hunk”.

The problem is a lot of men around the world ever since have thought they could emulate his sexual charisma simply by growing a moustache and wearing a collection of awful Hawaiian shirts.

As a public service, the Crow would like to set the record straight. If you are trying to pull the girls with your moustache and Hawaiian shirt, the chances are people will think you look more like the Simpsons Ned Flanders …



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