I am not a number! I’m a free man!

"My boss is Number Two ..."

Today is a big day for the Crow!

For the past 7 years he has worked for a global corporation. Within this corporation he did not have a name, but a staff number. Whenever he wanted a computer problem sorted, an expense paid, or deal with management, they did not want to speak to the Crow, but to employee number 58763.

Thankfully this nightmare situation straight out of the fictional dystopias of 1984, THX1138 and the Prisoner is about to come to an end. Today the Crow leaves for another job, and so has the pleasure never to have to refer to himself as number 58763 again.

To celebrate the fact, the Crow has arranged a bonfire for his ID badge, his company diary and the bizarre autobiography of a past CEO ("Your CEO has made this company the success story it is today ... Your CEO is watching you!") which was standard issue propaganda when he joined the company.

As he is a fan of the Prisoner, the Crow will arrange to be pursued by a giant fitness ball as he makes one last dash to get out of the company gates and past the company security perimeter at 5:30pm …




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