At home with the Tylers: Doctor Who season finale …

Exclusive details have come through regarding how the current series of Doctor Who will end, and how story lines will be picked up in a future spin-off series.

In the final episode, Doomsday, the Cybermen return from their alternate version of Earth, including Rose’s dad Pete who has now been turned into a new Cyberman, eager for promotion to Cyber Leader.

Rose is distraught at this news, and runs home to visit mum Jackie. But alas the Daleks have attacked the Powell estate, and Jackie Tyler has been converted to a Dalek.

However true love finds a way, with Cyberman Pete and Dalek Jackie moving in together and picking up a very different married life.


ITV have confirmed they will pick up the new series “Men are from Mondas: Women are from Skaro” in Spring 2007, which will follow the form of popular sitcom George and Mildred.

Dalek Jackie: The lift’s out again – oh those stairs are murder. Wait a minute has the Cyber Controller been around?

Cyberman Pete: Don’t know what your problem is – your dad is always coming over.

Dalek Jackie: Papa Davros has to come a long way to be here, and at least goes home. He’s had a hard time, and sometimes he just needs a little rant to get it off his chest. Do I have to remind you of your friend who went off the sleep in the freezer?

Dalek Jackie: Now where’s last night episode of Eastenders. Pete – what did you do to the video tape?

Cyberman Pete: Delete. Delete. Delete.

Dalek Jackie: Well that’s it Peter Tyler. You are an inferior being. Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate.


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