The Moustache: The sign of an eccentric

The Crow has a goatee beard!

The reasons for this are simple (a) The Crow is lazy, and (b) The Crow never got the hang of shaving too well, so his face looked like he was a regular customer of Sweeney Todd.

However growing a moustache isn’t always the lazy option – some of these styles, particularly anything in the region of the handlebar or walrus moustache require a lot of care and attention – so it’s no surprise some of the owners of this style have a reputation as being somewhat eccentric as these examples prove …

Jimmy Edwards – British comedian

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle – author of the Sherlock Holmes books

Salvador Dali – surrealist painter

Friedrich Nietzche – German philosopher oft credited with giving Hitler some of his bad ideas …


Mark Twain – American humorist and author

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