Killing your co-workers #6 : Hypnotic screensavers

Hypnotic screensavers – put the term into your Google search engine and there are many to choose from. Mostly they only have the effect of making you more than a bit cross-eyed and have you reaching for the aspirin.

But what if one was created by someone who knew what they were doing, and turned their genius to evil – someone such as your truly? Imagine the carnage which could be caused as office members turned into mindless zombies – no really, I mean more mindless than they normally are – and started attacking each other. Oh the carnage as they go wild with the staplers on each other, oh the irony as Colin the safety officer batters a young graduate to death with his Health and Safety binder, oh the joy as your manager gets decapitated in the photocopier.

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The more critical of you will mention though that hypnosis makes people more suggestible but does not make them capable of doing anything they would not normally do. To which I have to ask, “have you ever worked in an office”. Tensions are always a little high amongst office workers. Outside the office many are normal people, but inside each of the has a little Che Guevara inside waiting to come out and incite rebellion and revolution. All it takes are words like “pay freeze”, “bonus cancelled” or “sandwich trolley empty” to spark the flames of an Office Revolution ...


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